Francesca Coe
Graceful in every sense of the word, Francesca moves through the world with intention. She’s a woman fueled by cheese and conviction. Sweet but formidable, she’s the sworn enemy of the Rat Brothers and the (alleged) mastermind behind a wildly successful regional pest control company. She’s also… messy. To Francesca, a bathroom sink is not for washing hands, it’s simply another storage area, no different from a shelf or a linen closet. Add a weekend in Vegas and that same meticulous oversight somehow coexists with chaos, poor decisions, and a suspicious amount of confidence at 2 a.m.
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​Handle with care. Protect at all costs.
Lauryn Stinson
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Brandon’s sister and a lifelong believer in vibes over logic. A free spirit with an impressive talent for choosing the wrong men, Lauryn dreams big, lives beautifully, and somehow maintains champagne taste with very bohemian energy. Lauryn wants a peaceful life, an expensive one, and a man who will absolutely not provide either. We remain hopeful.
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Handle with care. Protect at all costs.
Faith Heyl
She treats Ironmans the way most people treat brunch—showing up, dominating, and acting like it’s no big deal. Currently navigating the Charleston dating scene, a brave and selfless act, given the local male population. After an impressive run of strange men and questionable vibes, she remains as an eligible bachelorette. Fortunately, she’s headed to Vegas, where the odds are better, the expectations are lower, and honestly… anything can happen.​​
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Handle with care. Protect at all costs.
Anna Sleeman
Based in Nashville and endlessly crafty, Anna can turn a random idea, a glue gun, and a loose plan into something impressive. She’s also… messy—one of the only people who might rival Francesca in finding even more storage space in a bathroom sink or a car. Some call it messy, I call it thrifty. She’s fiercely loyal, has an excellent moral compass, and somehow always manages to be the voice of reason… despite the chaos.
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​Handle with care. Protect at all costs.
Clara Peirce
A true Bumble BFF success story. From matching as strangers to traveling through Scotland together and constant Charleston visits, Clara proves the app actually works. She’s direct, brutally honest, and effortlessly funny, the kind of person who says exactly what everyone is thinking and somehow gets away with it. A deeply committed DIY person, Clara believes zip ties, a drill, and confidence can solve nearly any problem. She’s the type of person who could film a ransom video and have people ignore the situation entirely just to ask where the chair is from.
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​Handle with care. Protect at all costs.
Beth Sugar
Effortlessly beautiful and famously loyal, Beth once dated a man nicknamed “Shrek” in college, and doubled down. Now engaged (to Shrek), she proves that sometimes the long bet pays off. A true Fiona, standing by her ogre, with Donkey cheering them on from the sidelines.​​
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Handle with care. Protect at all costs.
Halle Cann
According to Halle, she is Fran’s longest friend (sorry Caitlin) and she will happily remind you. Always on top of trends, celebrity drama, and internet chaos, Halle arrives fully briefed and at full volume. If something happened online in the last 24 hours, she already knows and has strong opinions. Loud, animated, and impossible to ignore, Halle brings breaking news energy to Vegas whether anyone asked or not. Nothing goes unnoticed. Everything is discussed. Usually immediately.​​
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Handle with care. Protect at all costs.
​Anna Brooklere
At this point, it’s less a joke and more a widely accepted theory that Anna is O.J. Simpson’s daughter. Her father's resemblance has been discussed, debated, and ultimately accepted by the group. Beyond that, Anna is the unofficial dad of everyone here. She asks the practical questions, worries about logistics, enforces timelines, and silently evaluates every bad decision before stepping in to fix it. Protective, authoritative, and deeply responsible, Anna didn’t volunteer for this role... but no one else stood a chance.​​
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Handle with care. Protect at all costs.
Kylie Miller
Once a certified popular girl in high school and now fully evolved into an artsy, indie free spirit, Kylie is proof that character development is real. Flower-loving, bubbly, and endlessly supportive, she’s a true girls’ girl who brings warmth and creativity wherever she goes. Kylie went to high school with us and, like many people at the time, may or may not have had a quiet crush on Brandon, a detail that has aged beautifully. These days, she’s all good vibes, big energy, and exactly the kind of person you want in your corner.
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Handle with care. Protect at all costs.
Caitlin Hadjis
Fran has known Caitlin since they were little, and that history shows in the way Caitlin looks out for everyone. A New York resident with a deep love for cats and an even deeper commitment to reality, she’s the group’s voice of reason, blunt, honest, and almost always right. While her delivery can be direct, it’s rooted in loyalty and care. And despite being the most responsible person in the room, Caitlin has always dreamed of getting married in Vegas… and I think there’s a chapel nearby, we may need to keep an eye on her.​​
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Handle with care. Protect at all costs.
Maggie Schoonover
Confident, resourceful, and always surrounded by people, Maggie brings big-family chaos, quick problem-solving, and unmatched wit to every situation. If something needs to get done in DC, Maggie already has a connection. If you ever need something oddly specific, like a notary at 10 p.m. or a guy who fixes antique lamps--one of Maggie’s siblings probably does it. A former bartender, she’s quick on her feet, unbothered by nonsense, and fully prepared to handle whatever the night throws at her.
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Handle with care. Protect at all costs.
Bailey Dewberry
Bailey may sound like sunshine and sweet tea, but make no mistake, that Alabama accent is how she gets you. Behind the politeness is a sharp wit, questionable decision-making, and a talent for stirring the pot while remaining entirely likable. She and Fran once shared a roommate whose post-college career path took a very Vegas-specific turn involving wealthy men, flexible hours, and absolutely no LinkedIn presence.​​
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Handle with care. Protect at all costs.
Mackenzie Bonk
A flight attendant by trade and a professional traveler by lifestyle, Mackenzie is always either in the air or landing somewhere new. Calm under pressure and unfazed by chaos, she’s more than prepared for Vegas, where the odds are unpredictable, the nights are long, and turbulence is basically part of the experience.
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Handle with care. Protect at all costs.
Anna Boice
Fran’s ride-or-die since high school and Brandon’s middle-school ex (we’ve all healed). She’s currently roaming all 50 states with big hippie energy and a spiritual connection to her car. As a true free spirit, she’s perpetually down for anything: any city, any plan, any hour, and somehow manages to bring full Vegas energy on every girls trip.
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Handle with care. Protect at all costs.